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In search of a lawyer or law firm that has the stomach to punch our illegal competitors and the city in the nose. A knock them sock em robot battle royale.
Read More Seeking Lawyers to Combat Saint Augustine Taxi CorruptionTimes are already stressful so please do not be a jerk
Read More Pandemic and Cabs“Perhaps you’ve been on vacation. Or perhaps you’ve absconded to Costa Rica with my retainer. If so, kindly let me know. I’ll hop on the next flight and meet you there. We can split the hookers, rum, and cocaine.”
Read More Hookers,Rum and CocaineSwift’s original scheme was progressive in its own way. Fewer mouths to feed, fewer abortions (after all, children now have value!), and domestic abuse would plummet since husbands would not want to bruise the merchandise.
Read More Eating babies solves muchInsurance company does background checks mostly on driving history and status of driving privileges, like child support arrears and late tickets. You will need a hack license from the city and be required to fill out an affidavit concerning your past.
Read More Abraxi taxi driver application.My mistake in the past may have been going to the generals hoping orders would be whispered down the chain of command when as usual it is the NCOs non-commissioned officers who get things done.
Read More We need a code enforcement Superhero.The Superior Passenger’s Code
To become a legendary taxi fare, embody the following:
Brevity — Say what matters, no more.
Clarity — Speak like someone who wants to get picked up.
Punctuality — Be there. Be ready.
Generosity — Tips keep the taxi karma flowing.
Loyalty — Ride with us and we will ride with you.
Patience — The Bridge of Lions does not care about your brunch.
Good-naturedness — Being nasty every day is not a personality. It is a cry for help.
Grease, Grit, and a Little Vitamin D: A Cabbie’s Guide to Not Dying Too Soon
Being a cab driver is not for the faint of heart — or the faint of lungs, pancreas, or lower back. I would argue the three biggest health threats to the average taxi driver are:
Smoking
Bad diets
Lack of exercise
(…and in my case, a bonus: low vitamin D from working nights.)
Archive Note — 2026: This post was originally written in August 2018 during an ongoing dispute over St. Augustine’s vehicle-for-hire regulations. I was frustrated by what I believed was inconsistent enforcement among traditional taxis, rideshare companies and other transportation providers. I’ve substantially edited the original language while preserving the argument and my frustration at the […]
Read More Consummate Confusion: St. Augustine Taxi Regulations in 2018In Philadelphia, every New Year’s Day, thousands gather for one of the wildest, most colorful parades in America: The Mummers Parade. Think of it as part Mardi Gras, part drag show, part brass band showdown, all performed by locals in elaborately sequined costumes with banjos strapped to their chests.
It is unique. It is eccentric. It is utterly Philly.
Read More Mummers-Style Parade: A New Tradition in St. Augustine