Hookers,Rum and Cocaine

“Perhaps you’ve been on vacation. Or perhaps you’ve absconded to Costa Rica with my retainer. If so, kindly let me know. I’ll hop on the next flight and meet you there. We can split the hookers, rum, and cocaine.”

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What makes a great taxi customer? The Tao of taxi etiquette!

The Superior Passenger’s Code 

To become a legendary taxi fare, embody the following: 

Brevity — Say what matters, no more. 
Clarity — Speak like someone who wants to get picked up. 
Punctuality — Be there. Be ready. 
Generosity — Tips keep the taxi karma flowing. 
Loyalty — Ride with us and we will ride with you. 
Patience — The Bridge of Lions does not care about your brunch. 
Good-naturedness — Being nasty every day is not a personality. It is a cry for help. 

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